Fine Television

Some months back I was caught on camera making an illegal u-turn and, given the name of the camera, was perturbed to find I may well have been the 6 o'clock bulletin (see below). So this week Hammersmith and Fulham Council write to me again. I kinda feel like we're pen pals now.

This time they want 60 quid. Same camera, different offense. Driving in the bus lane apparently.

While initially aggrieved that in total they've had 110 pounds out of me, it then occurs to me that I risk hundreds of thousands of pounds every week trying to produce TV content. For a mere 110 pounds, I've technically got my own BBC series.

Tune in next week where I'll hilariously be mugging and happy slapping an old pensioner. Co-stars June Whitfield.